How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written by Sterling Archer
9780062066312 Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, Iâ€™ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you wonâ€™t be as good at it as I am, but thatâ€™s because youâ€™re you, and Iâ€™m Sterling Archer. I know, I know, it sucks not being me. But donâ€™t beat yourself up about it, because Iâ€™m going to show you all the good stuffâ€”what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when theyâ€™re dead, theyâ€™re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.